If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not
for your parents.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
You will never
be able to live down to your reputation!
Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards!
Yo moma is just like a big mac... full of fat and only worth a buck!
Your mom is like a broken clock, she is only good twice a day.